It's said that it is impossible to fathom all in the universe. These are just 10 of the many questions in my universe.
1) If i wrote a book about failures and it doesn't sell in the local book stores.... is it a success?
2) Why do i get darker when i am in the sun, but my hair seems to be getting lighter?
3) If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?( overheard a bunch of guys trying to impress a girl in the bus)
4) Who the first first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
5) Why people say they "slept like a baby", when babies normally wake up every two hours? (readers digest)
6) Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but has to check when you say the paint is wet?
7) Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? (gotta give it to Brian for his astute observations)
8) If there is such a thing as love at first sight.... why do they say that love is blind?
9) Why do we keep pushing the elevator/traffic light button faster? Does pushing the buttons make it arrive faster?
[My all time favourite]
10) Why do the girlfriends bite their boyfriends? for no rhyme or reason... i am serious... just ask yourself this question if you are the girlfriend.. have you bitten your boyfriend?... and if you are the guy.. ask yourself.. were you ever bitten by your girlfriend who claimed that she bit you coz she had nothing to do?
1 comment:
dei....some well thought out answers to your well thought out questions...
1)it's a failure cos you didnt make money, ahem... maybe you should write abt yr fav topic.. you'll make millions... :)
2)maybe you're turning into a Caucasian....or an albino
3)ya it is.... in a congress there is all talk and no work whereas in progress there is.... heheheh
4)the same idiot who had to use all his brains to research how many stomachs a cow has... 1 stomach with 4 compartments
5)cos the dads who wake up for night feeds wish against wish(though its never gonna happen) that they do..??
6)i dunno buti believe its true, go down to Bintan Lagoon beach and check it out yourself.. well abt paint who cares la..
7)cos dishes, pots and pans deserve better things tha our stomach?
8)no la.. love is fuzzy at first, when you get married and yr partner wipes yr glasses(or contacts), then you'll see the truth...
9)maybe they think the buttons are connected to the lifts with a pulley system
10.)its called a love bite... to say i love you but you make me so mad i shall cover it up by pretending to bite all my anger away... ok i dun do that.. stop grinning
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