Saturday, March 15, 2008

Biking lessons

Lessons an amateur wannabe biker learns in the first 15 minutes of riding his new bike.

1) Never ride on the road without a bloody helmet ( its like painting a bullseye on your ass for motorists)

2) Don't wear any track pants when cycling ( unless you fancy shredded bottoms)

3) Don't touch the brake disc after getting down from your ride. ( ever heard of friction? )

4) Don't keep grinning when an Ang Moh Biker rides up next to you and gives the thumbs up upon seeing your bike. ( Open your bloody mouth and say thank you.)

5) Somethings cannot be changed. Some dogs can always outrun you no matter what you ride.

1 comment:

the seeker said...

Hahahaha....I like point no. 4 and 5.