Lessons an amateur wannabe biker learns in the first 15 minutes of riding his new bike.
1) Never ride on the road without a bloody helmet ( its like painting a bullseye on your ass for motorists)
2) Don't wear any track pants when cycling ( unless you fancy shredded bottoms)
3) Don't touch the brake disc after getting down from your ride. ( ever heard of friction? )
4) Don't keep grinning when an Ang Moh Biker rides up next to you and gives the thumbs up upon seeing your bike. ( Open your bloody mouth and say thank you.)
5) Somethings cannot be changed. Some dogs can always outrun you no matter what you ride.
1 comment:
Hahahaha....I like point no. 4 and 5.
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